knews - A Junior Ranger themed Birthday party for a 7 year old girl started out with everybody having a great time, when suddenly something went terribly wrong. The party ended abruptly when a Mother of 3 had to be carried out on a stretcher. Witnesses could hear her repeating the following words over and over:”But I have made him with my own hands!” while recognizing nobody.
The birthday girl explained, what had happened:”My Mom had knitted me this owl called Otto. I showed it to my friends when some boys grabbed it and started throwing it around like a football. My Mom just lost it then.” “I only wanted to have some fun!”explained a blond boy with big blue eyes.
The husband commented, that the party preparations and all that knitting well into the wee hours must have put his wife over the edge. A fellow knitter had this to say:”If somebody mishandled my knitting like that, there is no telling, what I might do!”
The medical experts are hopeful, that a few days of rest will put this mother back on her feet.







Lucky the little blonde boy wasn’t required to have knitting needles removed from any part of his body and rushed to the hospital as well. *l*
Well, maybe Santa could get me a complete set of wooden needles for Christmas this year. Just in case…